DIP, DO, ZAP! Jack ATTACK
So. This last week has been hell.
I thought Maggot was bad but I've actually started 'Proper' training now and that somehow sucks even harder.
My instructor is a fucking twit. Like, a real twit. Oh my god the twittiness. He has ALL the twittiness. Fucking ginger.
He never shuts up. Hes always making some sort of noise, singing or humming. Sometimes he'll just start randomly fucking clapping.
Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap.
Its fucking annoying.
Training sessions consist of him and Maggot beating on me while he rags on me about how bad my sing is and how tone deaf I am. Oh, did I forget to mention he's worked singing in as mandatory for my curriculum in 'Killing 101'?
Yeah. Apparently its a must. Which makes no fucking sense.
I asked him, "Why doesn't maggot have to fucking sing."
He just slapped me. Informed me that "Mutes can't sing." And that I should "Ask less stupid questions."
This is absolute fucking bullshit
The only lull I've earned myself over the course of this last week was Fracture's preset 'will'.
Apparently Fracture has one of those. A little notice set to be sent to the higher ups in the compound if Fracture is away from his computer for too long informing said higher ups of how to operate and who inherits what in the event of Fracture's death.
Apparently, if Fracture dies, I inherit Maggot. Maggot gets to be my bitch! I... may very well kill Fracture at some point so I can make Maggot lay down and let me skin him alive.
But apparently some complicated stuff is supposed to go down when Fracture dies. Something complicated even further due to the current state of affairs. I can't say why, but needless to say its messy.
Ms. Devil decided we'd wait for proof of Fracture's death before we started enforcing the will just in case.
And quite unfortunately, Fuck Face still lives.
So... in the meantime more classes, beatings, and more harassment from that insufferable asshole.
But mark my words Maggot, one day Fracture will be gone and I'll crush you under my heel!
Sincerely,
Jack.
If you want to sing, sing cool songs. IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST OF YOU? Or when Maggot comes by, you should sing WHAT IS LOVE? BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE.
ReplyDeleteWha-, no. NO. Fuck that. Singing is fucking stupid.
DeleteHes forcing it into my training because HE likes to sing. Not me. It's a waste of my fucking time. It has literally nothing to do with fighting.
Stuuuuuuuuupppppiiiiiiid.
#Je-Ji-Jack
Then remove his tongue or voice box so he can't sing.
DeleteWhat part of 'Keeps beating the shit out of me' made you think I was capable of that you stupid bitch.
Delete#Je-Ji-Jack
OK kid, put bleach in his drinks then.
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