Bounty Board

There are those Illusive souls that Father would love nothing more than to see brought down. As the good servant I am, I figure I'll do my part and offer up a reward to make these marks extra tempting for everyone.

Father's most wanted:

1. Konaa
  • Wanted Dead or Alive
  • Reward in both cases: $10,000
  • Wanted Dead or Alive
  • Reward in both cases: $10,000
3. Janice Jasinski
  • Wanted Alive 
  • Reward: $50,000
4. Ember
  • Wanted Dead
  • Reward for Ember: $10,000
  • Wanted Dead
  • Reward: $100,000
  • Reward for associates: $2,000 a head.
6. Iblis
  • Wanted Alive:
  • Reward: $100,000
7. Mr. Daniel Goldstein
    (While his organization may have disbanded, his head will still make a fine trophy all the same.)
  • Wanted Dead or Alive
  • Reward Dead: $10,000
  • Reward Alive: $5,000
  • Seriously, kill the son of a bitch.
  • Wanted Dead
  • Reward: $250,000
  • Sorry babe, but this one truly is Father's will.

  • Wanted Dead
  • Reward: $100,000
  • I know he won't leave a body, but just let us know when you kill the fucker. We'll know if you're lying.
  • Charges: Affiliation with trash (rival cults) and the high heresy associated with that.
  • Wanted Found ALIVE. Emphases. Alive. Find her.
  • Reward: $100,000
  • She went missing some time ago. The link is to a tender moment we shared over the blog.
  • If the Order of Oracles still had any semblance of a Highest, it was her. Then she went missing.


Collected Bounties:

  • Collected: Dead
  • Rewarded: $25,000 and a Favor from the Oath Breakers. 
    • Favor is only good where applicable, accepted, or acknowledged by participating Oath Breakers
  • Killer: David Banks
2. Arkady Svidrigailov
  • Collected: Dead
  • Rewarded: $100,000 and the Entirety of the salvaged assets of the Phoenix Division of the Order of Oracles.
  • Killer: Slender Man.
  • Collector by Proxy: The New York Division of the Order of Oracles.
  • Fracture found David and David let's Fracture seem Em so I guess we can call this one closed.
  • Reward: $50,000 deposited in a safe place for Em to be retrieved at our convience on her request

48 comments:

  1. Your Father can't take them out anytime He wants?

    I have to wonder just how powerful He is, assuming we're talking about the same entity.

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    1. Why should The Master waste his time killing people when his diligent servants can do it for him and make themselves feel important at the same time.

      It's just good sense.

      Let the servants have their fun and you don't have to do the work.

      ~The Second.

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    2. Hey, get a new tagline. The tilde's taken, fuckwad.

      ~

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  2. Surprised that I'm not on this list.

    Maybe he wants to take me... Us. Out himself.

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  3. Huh, Blogger doesn't tell me when people comment on these side pages. Inconvenient.

    Thank you 'The Second', a very fine point.

    What good are we if we cannot serve.

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    1. Correction!

      You serve of your own accord, even those mindless dolls, even they serve of their own free will. And honestly, I find it hilarious that you believe he really cares if your that good at anything. Our master simply enjoys watching how he's actions create so much destruction amongst same species, that is what this is all about, destruction, nothing else.

      You might as well edit that list to be bigger, because you, I and everyone will be on that list! That is how it will work out, my only goal when I started "serving" him, was to cause as much destruction as I can, thanks to him, I could achieve that goal.

      Everyone "serves" for their own personal goals and you know it.

      You, or anyone else has never been any good.

      >:)~

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    2. Indeed it is. Quite inspirational if I might add.

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  4. How much do I get if I kill you? Besides the pleasure of going through your rotten brain and trying to find one functioning blood vessel.

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  5. Who the heck is David Banks? And why is he so dangerous?

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    1. He's a serial killer and rapist.

      He shows up here.

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  6. Hmmm this is now my list of something to do...

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    1. Take your meds and this new list of things to do:

      1) Hug a kitten
      2) Repeat stage 1

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    2. I've skinned and ate a Kitten before Does that count?

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    3. No it does not! I'm telling Arkady!

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    4. well...hmmm go ahead...he cant stop me

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  7. Please present the corpse with the head and limbs separated from the torso with all the teeth pulled out of the heads mouth... purely as a precaution.

    Like that will stop me. I survived being in the center of an explosion. I'm sure I could handle a little decapitation.

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    1. What about explosive decapitation? Or an explosion of decapitations? Or a kittensplosion?

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    2. I am fully in favor of being killed by kittensplosion.

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    3. I swore I'd never reopen the kitten bomb wing of the compound after what happened last time...

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    4. Yes... kitty litter everywhere...

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    5. Now I'm imagining a proxy struggling to look after a load of unruly kittens.

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  8. I found a typo. Number 12, 4th bullet point, last sentence.

    Did you mean "purse" or "pursue"?

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    1. *Courtesy of the Oathbreakers

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    2. Yeah. No. Not changing it this time.

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    3. Now that is just truly evil.

      Like I'm staring at it and it is really grating on me...

      It's gonna turn up in my nightmares.

      Well played.

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    4. Well, I was thinking I should leave the last mistake reported intact so this comment thread would make more sense but... what you said works too.

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  9. I have to ask.

    Some of these people are wanted alive.

    What happens if you are wanted alive? What do they do? Question you or something? Offer recruitment? Tag?

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    1. Depends on who. I'd bring them all in alive personally. But there are some people who simply can't be contained and others who Father simply won't tolerate.

      Depending one who, most are hollowed.

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    2. Eep. Death sounds more appealing than that.

      How does one keep themselves off this bounty board?

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    3. Don't uh... be noteworthy, special, or important.

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    4. Oh, OK, sounds easy enough.

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  10. I'm going to make it my life's work to get on this list. Somehow.

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    1. You have stiff competition. Good luck.

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  11. I guess you can take Arkady, Nightscream, Moth and Picasso off the list. Who is going up on the board next?

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    1. I need to do a lot of things with this Board. I've been being lazy.

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  12. Really, fuckhead? A body pillow of me? Did you make it for your pathetic ass to fuck now that you got your girlfriend killed?

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    1. A custom pillow bitch. As in, has to be specified when we make it. And I'm only making one for whoever turns Sloth in alive and they'll get to specify the custom appearance. And that's IF they turn him in alive. I know broken toasters are a hot commodity but I'm guessing people are gonna jump in favor of bringing him in dead.

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  13. oh, put me on the board next!
    I'll do everything I can to piss you guys off just to get on the board!
    this is going to be fun

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    1. You are welcome to send us money to hire people to kill yourself.

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  14. I apologize for digging my nose around another issues, but as I've been bed ridden, I've been searching through more and more blogs and found this very interesting board.
    ill have to keep an eye on it myself ~ Typ0

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    1. A lot of the information here is really dated... been meaning to update it...

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  15. It serves its function, dated or not I suppose.

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  16. Scouring the Internet I came across this bounty board. Ill have to keep an eye on this.

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