Bounty Board

There are those Illusive souls that Father would love nothing more than to see brought down. As the good servant I am, I figure I'll do my part and offer up a reward to make these marks extra tempting for everyone.

Father's most wanted:

1. Konaa
  • Wanted Dead or Alive
  • Reward in both cases: $10,000
  • Wanted Dead or Alive
  • Reward in both cases: $10,000
3. Janice Jasinski
  • Wanted Alive 
  • Reward: $50,000
4. Ember
  • Wanted Dead
  • Reward for Ember: $10,000
  • Wanted Dead
  • Reward: $100,000
  • Reward for associates: $2,000 a head.
6. Iblis
  • Wanted Alive:
  • Reward: $100,000
7. Mr. Daniel Goldstein
    (While his organization may have disbanded, his head will still make a fine trophy all the same.)
  • Wanted Dead or Alive
  • Reward Dead: $10,000
  • Reward Alive: $5,000
  • Seriously, kill the son of a bitch.
  • Wanted Dead
  • Reward: $250,000
  • Sorry babe, but this one truly is Father's will.

  • Wanted Dead
  • Reward: $100,000
  • I know he won't leave a body, but just let us know when you kill the fucker. We'll know if you're lying.
  • Charges: Affiliation with trash (rival cults) and the high heresy associated with that.
  • Wanted Found ALIVE. Emphases. Alive. Find her.
  • Reward: $100,000
  • She went missing some time ago. The link is to a tender moment we shared over the blog.
  • If the Order of Oracles still had any semblance of a Highest, it was her. Then she went missing.


Collected Bounties:

  • Collected: Dead
  • Rewarded: $25,000 and a Favor from the Oath Breakers. 
    • Favor is only good where applicable, accepted, or acknowledged by participating Oath Breakers
  • Killer: David Banks
2. Arkady Svidrigailov
  • Collected: Dead
  • Rewarded: $100,000 and the Entirety of the salvaged assets of the Phoenix Division of the Order of Oracles.
  • Killer: Slender Man.
  • Collector by Proxy: The New York Division of the Order of Oracles.
  • Fracture found David and David let's Fracture seem Em so I guess we can call this one closed.
  • Reward: $50,000 deposited in a safe place for Em to be retrieved at our convience on her request

48 comments:

  1. KnightDecember 6, 2012 at 6:57 PM

    Your Father can't take them out anytime He wants?

    I have to wonder just how powerful He is, assuming we're talking about the same entity.

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    1. AnonymousDecember 6, 2012 at 9:31 PM

      Why should The Master waste his time killing people when his diligent servants can do it for him and make themselves feel important at the same time.

      It's just good sense.

      Let the servants have their fun and you don't have to do the work.

      ~The Second.

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    2. AnonymousMay 8, 2013 at 8:11 AM

      Hey, get a new tagline. The tilde's taken, fuckwad.

      ~

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  2. PhobosDecember 6, 2012 at 7:06 PM

    Surprised that I'm not on this list.

    Maybe he wants to take me... Us. Out himself.

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  3. FractureJanuary 15, 2013 at 12:01 AM

    Huh, Blogger doesn't tell me when people comment on these side pages. Inconvenient.

    Thank you 'The Second', a very fine point.

    What good are we if we cannot serve.

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    1. SlevinJanuary 15, 2013 at 6:01 AM

      Correction!

      You serve of your own accord, even those mindless dolls, even they serve of their own free will. And honestly, I find it hilarious that you believe he really cares if your that good at anything. Our master simply enjoys watching how he's actions create so much destruction amongst same species, that is what this is all about, destruction, nothing else.

      You might as well edit that list to be bigger, because you, I and everyone will be on that list! That is how it will work out, my only goal when I started "serving" him, was to cause as much destruction as I can, thanks to him, I could achieve that goal.

      Everyone "serves" for their own personal goals and you know it.

      You, or anyone else has never been any good.

      >:)~

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    2. FractureJanuary 16, 2013 at 12:13 PM

      Cool Story,... Bro.

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    3. SlevinJanuary 16, 2013 at 12:34 PM

      Indeed it is. Quite inspirational if I might add.

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  4. Miss AnnaleeApril 8, 2013 at 11:38 AM

    How much do I get if I kill you? Besides the pleasure of going through your rotten brain and trying to find one functioning blood vessel.

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  5. UnknownApril 12, 2013 at 12:53 PM

    Who the heck is David Banks? And why is he so dangerous?

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  6. BrokenApril 20, 2013 at 12:22 AM

    Hmmm this is now my list of something to do...

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    1. SannaApril 20, 2013 at 11:30 AM

      Take your meds and this new list of things to do:

      1) Hug a kitten
      2) Repeat stage 1

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    2. BrokenApril 24, 2013 at 5:48 AM

      I've skinned and ate a Kitten before Does that count?

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    3. SannaApril 25, 2013 at 3:16 PM

      No it does not! I'm telling Arkady!

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    4. BrokenMay 2, 2013 at 9:54 AM

      well...hmmm go ahead...he cant stop me

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  7. Arkady SvidrigailovMay 7, 2013 at 8:00 AM

    Please present the corpse with the head and limbs separated from the torso with all the teeth pulled out of the heads mouth... purely as a precaution.

    Like that will stop me. I survived being in the center of an explosion. I'm sure I could handle a little decapitation.

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    1. CraftMay 7, 2013 at 10:24 AM

      What about explosive decapitation? Or an explosion of decapitations? Or a kittensplosion?

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    2. Arkady SvidrigailovMay 7, 2013 at 10:55 AM

      I am fully in favor of being killed by kittensplosion.

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    3. FractureMay 7, 2013 at 5:04 PM

      I swore I'd never reopen the kitten bomb wing of the compound after what happened last time...

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    4. SannaMay 11, 2013 at 6:16 AM

      Was it a CATastrophe?

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    5. FractureMay 11, 2013 at 3:14 PM

      Yes... kitty litter everywhere...

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    6. SannaMay 13, 2013 at 10:11 AM

      Now I'm imagining a proxy struggling to look after a load of unruly kittens.

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    7. FractureMay 13, 2013 at 11:30 PM

      The horror...

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  8. UnknownJuly 28, 2013 at 6:38 PM

    I found a typo. Number 12, 4th bullet point, last sentence.

    Did you mean "purse" or "pursue"?

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    1. FractureJuly 29, 2013 at 12:09 AM

      Probably

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    2. SannaJuly 31, 2013 at 11:42 PM

      *Courtesy of the Oathbreakers

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    3. FractureAugust 5, 2013 at 1:15 AM

      Yeah. No. Not changing it this time.

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    4. SannaAugust 5, 2013 at 2:23 AM

      Now that is just truly evil.

      Like I'm staring at it and it is really grating on me...

      It's gonna turn up in my nightmares.

      Well played.

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    5. FractureAugust 5, 2013 at 10:14 PM

      Well, I was thinking I should leave the last mistake reported intact so this comment thread would make more sense but... what you said works too.

      Delete
  9. SannaAugust 19, 2013 at 1:29 PM

    I have to ask.

    Some of these people are wanted alive.

    What happens if you are wanted alive? What do they do? Question you or something? Offer recruitment? Tag?

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    1. FractureAugust 21, 2013 at 8:31 AM

      Depends on who. I'd bring them all in alive personally. But there are some people who simply can't be contained and others who Father simply won't tolerate.

      Depending one who, most are hollowed.

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    2. SannaAugust 21, 2013 at 1:24 PM

      Eep. Death sounds more appealing than that.

      How does one keep themselves off this bounty board?

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    3. FractureAugust 21, 2013 at 3:58 PM

      Don't uh... be noteworthy, special, or important.

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    4. SannaAugust 21, 2013 at 11:40 PM

      Oh, OK, sounds easy enough.

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  10. ShadyNovember 1, 2013 at 11:02 AM

    I'm going to make it my life's work to get on this list. Somehow.

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  11. SannaFebruary 5, 2014 at 7:54 AM

    I guess you can take Arkady, Nightscream, Moth and Picasso off the list. Who is going up on the board next?

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    1. FractureFebruary 5, 2014 at 9:23 PM

      I need to do a lot of things with this Board. I've been being lazy.

      Delete
  12. NatFebruary 23, 2014 at 11:31 AM

    Really, fuckhead? A body pillow of me? Did you make it for your pathetic ass to fuck now that you got your girlfriend killed?

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    1. FractureFebruary 25, 2014 at 4:21 PM

      A custom pillow bitch. As in, has to be specified when we make it. And I'm only making one for whoever turns Sloth in alive and they'll get to specify the custom appearance. And that's IF they turn him in alive. I know broken toasters are a hot commodity but I'm guessing people are gonna jump in favor of bringing him in dead.

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  13. JenAugust 15, 2014 at 6:31 PM

    oh, put me on the board next!
    I'll do everything I can to piss you guys off just to get on the board!
    this is going to be fun

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    1. FractureAugust 15, 2014 at 6:59 PM

      You are welcome to send us money to hire people to kill yourself.

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  14. Crest December 31, 2014 at 3:30 AM

    I apologize for digging my nose around another issues, but as I've been bed ridden, I've been searching through more and more blogs and found this very interesting board.
    ill have to keep an eye on it myself ~ Typ0

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    1. SlothJanuary 2, 2015 at 11:46 PM

      A lot of the information here is really dated... been meaning to update it...

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  15. Crest January 3, 2015 at 2:15 PM

    It serves its function, dated or not I suppose.

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  16. Crest February 26, 2015 at 5:41 PM

    Scouring the Internet I came across this bounty board. Ill have to keep an eye on this.

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