Sometime ago I declared a state of caution in regards to high tensions that had formed between the Free Market and the formal New York Division being handled by the esteemed Oracle Justice.
At the time the state of caution was declared, there was a very serious concern that tensions would boil over and a petty little war would break out between our collective groups. This was not something I wanted but was prepared for. It would seem, however, this was not what Oracle Justice wanted either. For now at least... I guess.
I would like to says I was the bigger man here but I wasn't. I had ten of their people killed following my declaration of caution.
I would also like to say that Justice was the bigger here bringing about this peaceful resolve but he agents killed ten of my men prompting this incident to start with.
So I will instead declare my stolen, mute, and increasingly sociopathic ten year old child the bigger man here. You truly were the bigger man that day Maggot. Truly.
Some of you may notice that the post revealing the state of peace on Over the Electric Grapevine is two months old now. We have technically been out of a state of caution for two months now. We simply decided it was best not to mention it until now. You proxies are so very wretch less sometimes, no harm is keeping you on their toes.
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In other news, the situation in the desert with Arkady was starting to concern me. So I've allocated some resources to the Oracle presiding over that region, Truth, in hopes that it will help bring down Arkady faster and prevent further loss of life in that Division. Father help them, they seem to need any help they can get about now.
Fracture Out.
I hope you're able to stop Arkady from burning down a city, Cat.
ReplyDeleteBecause as much as I'd like to see those Proxies dead...the collateral damage isn't worth it.
-Rose
Any death that could have been avoided is too much collateral honestly.
DeleteI can't do anything about him myself but hopefully the people and money I sent will make a difference.
This is like a charity collection to stop a madman from killing madmen.
Delete"The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral; returning violence with violence only multiplies voilence, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars."
I like Martin Luther King Jr. He was a very wise man.
-Rose
Glad you're taking action; nobody benefits if Arkady kills everyone. We call proxies savages, but we can't be hypocrites.
ReplyDeleteI don't like you, I'd rather you were dead, but Arkady is a mad dog. A danger to us all. e must be put down, so that we can keep on playing this little game of ours. Ironic, aint it.
ReplyDeleteI may be a mad dog, but at least I remember the h in "he" and the apostrophe in "ain't".
DeleteArkady, when referring to an individual letter it must be capitalised (<-- British spelling.) So you do not remember the "h" in "he". You remember the H in "he".
DeleteCheck yourself before you wreck yourself. ;)
I just slammed a car through someone's front door, so it is too late for me to avoid wrecking myself. Or at least wrecking the car. Same thing.
DeleteWe'll I'm glad you assholes could find a moment to express how much you don't like me and to wish me luck. All in the same breath too. Classy.
ReplyDeleteGo fuck yourselves and thank you.
Ohhhh this is simply delicious, as delicious as this chocolate cake I'm consuming right now.
ReplyDeleteI hope your people either fail, or succeed, but I hope that they don't achieve that goal for a while and in result cause much more Destruction than Arkady was already causing, oh it will be beautiful, so very beautiful.
You know, I'm starting to think that you love destruction more than that black junk you refer to as "Your Fortissimo".
DeleteYou love sentient tar. Congratulations.
-Rose
Don't mind him. He's just following rule #361 of the Generic Crazy Proxy Handbook: "All generically evil proxies are obligated to express joy at any destruction, regardless of what that destruction is, even if that destruction is to the generically evil proxy's detriment."
DeleteWhere can I get that book? I want their strategies. And the general entertainment value.
DeletePunch Kelevra in the nose next time he comes around and take it from him. I expect he keeps it at all times so he can read it every night.
DeleteIf I could smack Kelevra in his bitch face, I'd have all the strategy and entertainment value I could ever ask for. Sigh.
DeleteOf course I love Destruction more than Fortissimo, she feels the same way, twas why we love each other so much, we have a common goal.
DeleteReally? Well why didn't you say so earlier? I would have waited before drugging you up Minxie, and let you smack me, though wouldn't do much, but still if that would have made you happy, should have said so in the first place, oh well too late now.
Also, wrong rule, I can see you don't own that book, it's actually rule #400, rule #361 is that all proxies are required to have their own shtick.
Who said it's because you'd stop me? You'll understand my reluctance to put a hand anywhere near you. It takes time and patience for me to be that comfortable with a person.
DeleteWhy has my comment section been turned into the worse dating service ever?
DeleteIs it? In that case I want my money back. Getting drugged with Thiopental is the shittiest date ever.
DeleteTell you what, you give me the money, we'll feed you more Thiopental, stuff will happen, we'll dump your corpse somewhere with the money.
Delete"stuff will happen"
DeleteI am concerned by the lack of specifics...
It'll be fine. You'll be a corpse. What will you care?
DeleteI feel like I have had this conversation before... shit. Can everyone just leave my corpse alone?
DeleteFine, then we'll keep you alive for "Stuff". Then you can be a corpse.
DeleteOh no, I would *much* rather me dead for "stuff".
DeleteYou need to make your mind up. These mixed messages are irritating.
DeleteI am not taking any refunds where there are implied threats of being murdered then fucked at best, or fucked then murdered at worst.
DeleteGive us a tenner and I'll murder you and not fuck the corpse.
DeleteGive them 100 dollars to sit still so you can murder them.
DeleteBest dating service EVER.
-Rose
Give me some credit, I wouldn't do that. It'd have to be in pounds sterling!
DeleteOkay. I'll just go rob a few jewelry stores and start mining.
DeleteJust how many pounds of silver are we talking about?
-Rose
I think he means British currency £££; he's a Brit like me. A hundred dollars would be about sixty five quid over here.
DeleteAnd for as long as I have a say in it, NONE of you batshit cray types will be killing or screwing me in any order. Nonononono.
Frying pans are deadly weapons. Get one, and defend yourself.
DeleteAnd you can COOK with them, too!
-Rose
I can't cook at all. But I like the idea of a frying pan anyway. All I would need to do is find a tutorial on how to make bacon and I would have amazingness in a pan.
DeleteA tutorial on how to cook bacon? A little oil in the pan, keep it moving so it doesn't stick, remember to flip it, when it looks done its probably done. How do you live for 16 years without learning that?
DeleteVery healthy.
Delete-Rose
It's fried bacon, how healthy can it be? But seriously, to make it healthy, fry it dry for a bit, then drain the fat & water. Usage of vegetable oil also helps
DeleteA division among the villains of this tail! Hard to decide who should be rooted for! Hopefully a hero will arise soon that shall put an end to the threat of proxies and their kin!
ReplyDeleteArkady isn't one of ours, he's one of yours.
DeleteHe's not one of theirs, he's one of his.
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