Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Would the Real Morningstar Please Stand Up?

Seems we're gonna have a problem here...

Fracture here reporting a rather surprising Undeath. The Morningstar lives.

[You know if feels silly that other people use my account so often that I have to announce when its actually me blogging on my own account on my own blog? Suppose that's my own fault but its silly nonetheless.] 

I personally find this to be a very disturbing upset. Not that I'm not happy that he's somehow still alive. The man is as Iconic as they come and a beacon of hope, and depravity/cannibalism, among the less sane of proxy kind. But when the last one died I went through A LOT of trouble to find his body and steal the head and I kept it buried in a pot of soil just so something like this wouldn't happen again.

Why were the Celts never right about anything because that whole process clearly does fuck all? I mean, sure it could be an impostor. That's kind of a huge risk associated with blogging. But the post has so much of that genuine Morningstar... I want to call Flair. 

That 'ummph' that you just can't fake.

I can only assume Redlight made another one. I've been trying stay out of the Stopsign's affairs but... Iblistar could make an another appearance and he is a very real threat to proxy kind.

I'll not sit Idly by to see if the shark takes the bait, I'm getting my harpoon.

Ever Insincere,
The Lord Guardian Fracture.

8 comments:

  1. FFFFFF-

    WHY?! Why did Morningstar return? For the love of God, STAY DOWN!

    I bet throwing him into a volcano would end him once and for all.

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  2. The volcano would probably just take up the mantle. Be better at the job, too, I'm sure.

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    1. Who are you?
      And I think you are correct. The volcano would do better than Luke.

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    2. Would you prefer a vague non-answer or a straight answer? For the sake of politeness, here's a straight one.

      I'm Ajax. Nice to meet you.

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    3. Ajax, you say? Well, hello there. Are you a Proxy or a victim?

      Perhaps you are someone who is not yet involved.

      *sigh* One can always hope...

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    4. You should probably avoid getting your hopes up and focus more on anticipating the worst. Easier to avoid disappointment.

      Proxy or a victim, huh? You say that like they're mutually exclusive things.

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    5. Well, they're the only 2 categories that I can think of. I haven't been involved for very long, you know. I don't know what the politics of this situation are.

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  3. The Celts, you say?

    Why would you trust a society that didn't even have good toilet hygiene? What did you expect?

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