There once was a proxy named Duck

And at the man Loveless he struck

But the moment he did

His boss tore him to bits

Now that is some terrible luck


Gotta admit, that is some serious loyalty in the face of something that hates you. I'm supposed to give you all a full report, but Fracture seems to be gunning for my job. Which means I'm just here to confirm it. We've found what remains of his remains. Ugly Duck is dead.

Rest in pieces

                -The Messenger