Currently residing on this page are recruitment Ads for the Fire and Mask Cults.
Do they not sound familiar? That's because they both died out some time ago. But as luck would have it, I brought in a member from each cult before the cults collapsed in on themselves leaving me with a unique opportunity to start them back up a new.
Anyone who has read Duckie's story will remember he talked about them. He wasn't actually a member of either of them because they weren't around anymore but he really took their philosophies to heart. So if you remember Duckie spewing out some nonsense and thought to yourself 'I can really get behind that ridiculous mouthful of crazy shit', then you should look them up because you are exactly what they are looking for.
Seriously, I won't judge you for it.
As stated on the bottom of that page, if you have a cult of your own that you would like to advertise then shoot us an e-mail telling us about it and if we feel it serves Father, or if you can afford the advertising fees to put it up on the page if it doesn't serve father, we'll put it up on the Free Market's Cult Page for the world to see.
Praise Slender Man!
Fracture Out.
Oh yes! Starting cults is a great idea. Because those ALWAYS end well.
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Im with Raggedy on this one.
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