Friday, June 21, 2013

PSA: Azoth

First off, some minor news. 
We are secure in our limited holdings in Phoenix and are doing what we can to expand what is ours there without drawing unnecessary attention to ourselves. The place is still kind of a shit and is, for the most part, still suffering constant warfare from the other groups that are looking to control it.

I broke into Med's house. She makes it really easy to do actually.

And following shortly after Med's little raid on a local proxy lab with Noir, I got a windfall of equipment, lab notes, and other goodies. Coincidence? Not even a little! I pulled that shit out of the burning building. No sense in letting it all go to waiste after all.




And now for the main event.

I've been seeing a lot of experiments lately of a very specific nature. That is to say, people experimenting on or with Azoth. It has left me to wonder one very important question. 

"Do you think ants ever experiment on human spit in a fruitless effort of find a way to destroy us?"

I mean, I keep seeing everyone chasing and playing with this stuff in an effort to make an impact on Father with it and I have to wonder why everyone just assumes hes made entirely out of Azoth or that he'll react things the same way the Azoth does.

Am I the only one that sees a scientific flaw with treating Father as a biological entity and then handling the data like hes a giant single celled organism despite his obvious complexity? How do we even know that all Azoth is even the same. Sure it all looks black but is it not possible that Azoth taken from different parts of Father has different functions and different make ups. Is it not also possible that Azoth extracted directly from father is fundamentally different from Azoth we find developing in proxies and runners as a result of exposure to father due to the very nature of our own anatomy adapting the Azoth or the Azoth adapting to us.

For years now runners have looked at each other baffled at why this stuff seems to react differently across different accounts with no thought to the simple answer. What you're dealing with is different. All the fluids in my body are not created equal and serve many different functions and react to stimuli differently.

So why has it been so inconceivable that Father would be any different.

-The Lord Guardian Fracture.

49 comments:

  1. Interesting, insightful post sir.

    Do you think ants have the means to experiment on human spit? No, but let's assume they did, and that they are very clever little ants.

    Fruitless? Ech. They would likely find cheek cells in there, and firstoff, know they are dealing with a biological entity. They'll find enzymes, so they'll know that a human's body has to be a certain temperature, for the enzymes to work, surely a pretty fucking familiar concept to you sir. And if they had the means to (which we do) to use said information to kill humans.

    Now ants can't do that, but we can, because some of us have brains (unfortunately I am not among them.)

    Did you know fire ants kill people, sir? ;)

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    1. Did you know one dedicated intelligent individual could kill a million ants in their life time with no risk to themselves?

      And apparently humans are stupider than your super ants because over many, many years, no one else has stopped to look at things this way.

      Those are some really cool ants.

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    2. Fire or otherwise, by the way. You know, unless you're dumb.

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    3. You didn't exactly give me a decent comparison to work with.

      So you proxies lack dedicated, intelligent individuals? I can vouch for that.

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    4. We last long in the ant farm then out underneath the magnify glass like the runners..

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    5. At the hands of your own Master.

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    6. We last longer in the ant farm than out underneath the magnify glass like you runners.*

      Your point?

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    7. Oh I dunno, it just seems pointless to serve a Master who's going to kill you anyway.

      You serving is only as hopeless as our running. But I'm likely preaching to the choir.

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    8. Service has this romantic flourish don't you think?

      Giving in, discarding who you were in hopes that what you become might be a little more livable, in hopes things might be a little less hellish.

      It may be a short life and a hard life, but at least it is a life. Maybe if you're lucky you find you get along with your fellow masked asshole.

      Find a friend. Find a family of people to ride out the end of your days with. Be part of something.

      I know the reality of it is often less kind, but just as runners like to think they can somehow win this and go home to a peaceful life, I like think some of us can take solace in the eye of the storm and have a moment that is just as good... maybe even better.

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    9. The Involved Dream, huh.

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  2. Well unlike spit, this shit can push back a feral Slendy, so...progress I guess.

    -Raggedy

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  3. Is that a hint? It looks like a hint. I'm sure Med will find this useful.

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  4. Very useful indeed. Different kinds of azoth? That's very intriguing. : D I'll have to see if I can collect them all.

    You're also underestimating the utility of saliva a little.

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    1. Right now. You and me, on this table.

      Let's.

      Fuck.

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    2. the one we are going to have sex on, silly Frakky~!

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    3. I love gratuitous random sex with a complete stranger that literally refers to itself as 'Monster' as much as the next guy but I think I'm gonna have to take a rain check.

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    4. You sleep with that thing, you won't be sleeping with me again.

      ~

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    5. Well he once threatened to drug me with Thiopental and have his way. So Thiopental - that's the way to his crotch, crazy monster lady.

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    6. I'm so, so disappoined over this turn of events.

      Really.

      I'm just sobbing over the loss.

      Thiopental is a good idea though kit-kat! Clever, clever girl!

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    7. Since Fracture likes to take inspiration from insects with the ants, does that mean you'll do the praying mantis thing and eat him afterwards?

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    8. i'd want to take a shower first

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    9. Don't be silly Sanna. The Thiopental foreplay with the 'sold your corpse as a fun bag' follow up is just for you.

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    10. Because that's real love. Search you feelings! Deep down I know that you know that that... probably isn't true~.

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    11. You don't love me! You just love my corpse!

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    12. ...If it's my corpse, what is the Thiopental for?

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    13. For you. I'm not a sadist. Overdosing on a sedative is a rather kind death when you look at all the alternatives I have at my disposal.

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    14. ....I insist that my corpse is not marketable.

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    15. Not with that attitude it isn't.

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    16. Well, it's not. None of them will screw a skinny sixteen year old's dead body.

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    17. That's about the only kind of corpse with any kind of marketability.

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    18. I am not going to end up on the 'Shop' page!

      Not even as a pre-order!

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    19. Yeah. No. One stock items aren't exactly for the shop page. It'd be a mile long.

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  6. Poisoning the well. How wonderful of you.

    Fact of the matter is, everything has some explanation to it. It's only supernatural as long as it goes unexplained. Azoth and the Slender Man have a rhyme and a reason, and studying them in a logical and scientific manner is a surefire way to discovering consistencies. There's nothing foolish about studying Slenderman using the scientific method. It's much more logical than screaming black magic at the top of your lungs and running like a chicken with it's head cut out. No doubt you'd prefer it if we all panicked and thought irrationally though. Fucking dumbass.

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    1. Bout as well as you read my comment that your freaking cartoon cat icon is lame as hell. That is to say I'm sure you read it well, but chose to ignore the parts you thought were fucking stupid. Son of a bitch, fuck shit, so far most of the evidence found suggests a make up primarily of azoth. We're going on the physical evidence there is. I haven't heard or seen proof of other cells anywhere but now that you've gone and suggested it we're in for a fucking mutation. Wait it go champ. Fuckity fuck you with a rusty fucking stake.

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    2. How did a nine year old get a blogger account? Are you the little shit that keeps bad mouthing me on xbox live?

      I will find you. And I will destroy your xbox.

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    3. The hell is an xbox?

      And don't you fucking call me a nine year old when you can't even spell fucking "light the fire."

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    4. Take it up with the dead sweety, I didn't found this blog. I just stole it when we killed the old owner.

      You really should do some research before you open your big stupid mouth. The stupid keeps oozing out.

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    5. Says the guy with the awful, awful, cartoon cat icon.

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    6. A sprinkler of stupid spewing out your mouth! Thfft, thfft, thfft, thfft, thfft, thfft, thrthrthrthrthrthrthrthrthr, thfft, thfft, thfft, thfft, thfft, thfft.

      For the record, that was me ironically acting like a 9 year old for the context of the conversation because that's fucking funny.



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    7. It really wasn't. Funny is you acting like a nine year old and then being mauled to death by a bear. That's funny.

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    8. Eh. Must be stupid humor. Came out of your mouth after all. Guess I just can't relate.

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